Dear Family,
Recently it has been discussed in our family that I am currently selling my body for money...yes I am selling my blood plasma. Over a delightful lunch with my dear Uncle Mike and Bompa (the first I've eaten since last donation), it was suggested that I shouldn't do this and the family would help support me financially. The suggestion of a family marathon came up. "Pounds for Plasma" is the name and for every mile run, money (pounds) would be sent to my excellent self. There is a beauty in this for the play of words is most clever. Not only will we loose pounds (lbs.) as a family but I will be able to eat with the pounds ($$) donated!
Please send all donations to:
A Poor Wayfaring Becca of Grief
The Cardboard Box next to HoBo Joe
Smelly Duck Pond Staircase
Provo, UT
84606
Most Sincerely,
"My Body is Money" Becca
PS Please understand the above is totally a joke and that I am NOT selling blood plasma because I need money. It's just a good thing and feel I am helping others who really need what I can healthily give them! = ) I just had to play with the comments I've heard are circulating around the fam!
3 comments:
Hey Rock Star,
Wait a minute! That doesn't look like you. It's a ploy, I just know it! Starving Student alert! I can read right through you!
Aunt Laralee
ps - We're always proud of our family service!
Jared's thinking about selling his body too. I mean when you've got a good thing goin' for ya... make some dough!
jenna- wife of body seller.
Ya well you're insane.... I've known that for years ... And I stand by that (probably rude) text I sent you about this whole selling your body thing ... :)
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